Since Gary does his typical football thing dealing with the life and times of the BFL's best teams, I will do the same. Except on a much smaller scale. Here's a look at the PSAC West which contains SRU as well as a number of the local schools in the area. This is my chance to make fun of Edinboro, IUP, Clarion and the rest. Here we go.
IUP "Beer Bottle Lane" 38, Slippery Rock (Anger Management Boulevard) 17
The annual bloodbath between these two teams was met with a lot of pushing, shoving and poor officiating. Trusted sources say many of the kids were outside on their porches littering the streets with plastic cups, beer cans and beer bottles. Way to go, IUP. SRU had a chance to win. Then they got off the bus.
California (Black Hole U, and we're not in California, the state either) 36, Edinboro (A flock of seagulls took a giant crap on that fan) 26
The battle between which 2 schools Lindsay was going to go to ended up going to the Vulcans after Edinboro massively got the flu in the second half. Cal also threatened to go to the Country fair instead of Sheetz. Those tricky Vulcans.
Shippensburg (Don't spell our name with an h at the end) 26 Lock Haven (At least there's nice scenery) 7
Typical result for this game. Everyone went 100 MPH on I-80.
East Stroudsburg (Where is that?) 56 Clarion (Not so golden, but at least we have Wal-Mart) 0
So anyways, Clarion got crushed by those mighty Warriors. What does that mean? Absolutely nothing.
For legal reasons, I have to put that is not to be taken seriously, it is solely for comedic purposes. The PSAC West is a loveable league and everybody is great. Well except for IUP. I honestly could care less. Come on you know, I got to SRU. I have to hate on the IUP Indians.
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